Knock, Knock
'Who’s there?'
'My mouth is full of spiders.'
'My mouth is full of spiders who?'
'I didn’t kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting…'
'Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup.'
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"The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit”
- W. Somerset Maugham
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