05-20-2004, 09:32 AM
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BMXICAN
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Somewhere Outside The Realm Of Hell
Posts: 9,200
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Re: Knock, Knock
Quote:
Originally posted by Doppelganger
'Who’s there?'
'My mouth is full of spiders.'
'My mouth is full of spiders who?'
'I didn’t kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting…'
'Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup.'
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Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F--- out of everybody!
-Sam Kinison
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