Garden Of Love
Fairly run of the mill indie horror that's only saving grace was plenty of nasty splatter. The story felt like a nod in Clive Barker's direction. But I could still see the potential for the director to put out something great with their future work.
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Originally Posted by urgeok2
Against the Dark.
this 'steven seagal' film is the worst piece of shit excuse for an "i am legend" ripoff - ever.
to the point where they even say "we're the monsters now" wow.
top billed huge puffy fat ass seagal is seen for about 5 minutes here and there in this stitched together convoluted mess .. looking like an overstuffed leather clas sausage .. with the laughable name of 'Tao'
i think he lost his damn mind a few years ago and no longer cares who knows it.
i recommend this film to anyone who loves truely bad movies. sit back and see if you can get the stunned look off of your face. be sure to watch the 'special feature' making of .. just to witness the sheer balls of these 'filmmakers' who by all rights should be in hiding, not proudly discussing this travesty.
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Yeh I was pretty disappointed with this one but still enjoyed it for its sheer shitness.
Pistol Whipped wasn't to bad (the out of shape Seagal siuted the character and Lance Henrikson is always great) and I thought
Shadow Man was a step in the right direction. I've been rocking thru a few of his more recent efforts and one complaint I have is that they don't have the over the top violence that really made me a fan of his early films.
Above The Law,
Hard To Kill,
Marked For Death and
Out For Justice are really classic action flicks and I'm hoping that given the chance he'll have a return to form. A lot of his later flicks are miles ahead of Van Damme's later output with the exception of
Wake Of Death.