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Salutations
Hello horror men and women. Let me introduce myself, I am Benny Tumbleweed, horror aficionado. Imagine me, if you can, 6'12", in my favourite sharp black suit, a white shirt with large collars, black tie, white hair raked back over my pallid pate. Raw, purple shadows ring my small rheumy red eyes, the eyes of a pervert. But I am not a pervert. Well, maybe I am. Am I?
My interests
1. Brandy
2. Horror films
3. Pipes
4. Dusty suits
5. The sound of the wind in the black heart of a summer's night
6. Speaking to spirits
7. The cinema
8. Tongues
9. My fingers
10. Jogging
Greetings to you all. It is very nice to be here.
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