[cheebacheeba]

Yeah well, you'll see what I mean.
Hans is a good starter character, Gort is the old guy in the bar, might not talk to you straight away but trust me, check in until he does.
Also, asdive - don't level up your characters right away, let them continue getting more exp, if you level up as soon as you're able, they can be initially weaker in their second form.
So what, you're playing this on an actual console.

BTW - Playing the xbox remake of "conkers bad fur day".
It's an interesting game, but has some really stupid finicky shit in there too. I've fallen to my death SO many times, bad swimming levels, and areas that while completely accessible, will be useless until you've completed certain tasks...feels like a bit of a run around. That said though, it's a funny game (not sure about the n64 version for the following, but) graphically VERY nice, of moderate challenge and some interesting "boss" fights.