[Zero]

yeah - what he said

Originally Posted by newb

OH PULEEESSE

-NEWB once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

-ZERO recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-If you can see NEWB, he can see you. If you can't see NEWB you may be only seconds away from death.

-ZERO'S' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-NEWB once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

-ZERO does not sleep. He waits.

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with NEWBS' fist.

-What was going through the minds of ZERO'S victims before they died? His shoe.

-The following is a short list of things NEWB cannot do: .


-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for ZERO.

-NEWB can slam revolving doors.

-The Big Bang was actually ZERO roundhouse kicking God in the face.