[cheebacheeba]

Cats would make for more of a challenge...and SO much more rewarding.

Here's how I can call cats stupid "CATS ARE FUCKING STUPID"!, But you're right, I AM wrong to call them stupid. The title of STUPID is definately better suited the OWNERS, for the following reasons:
Cats are nothing but food-paid ego strokers, over-emotional, disrespectful, impatient, irritating little four legged bastards.
Cat owners insist it's love, but I'll tell you what it is right here...you're just getting played, and fucked in the ass by a sucker that knows they've got you ALL FIGURED OUT.
So yeah, they're not exactly dumb, but where I come from, this behaviour is simply unbecoming of something I would wanna call a PET.

No, I've never heard of a fence keeping a cat in, you're right...
Did you know that dogs can't actually climb trees either?
And for the record, if I had the ability to climb and jump across rooftops, while being able to fit into very small spaces, I'd probably know MY neighbourhood a hell of a lot better too...
If you base your assessment of intelligence on predesignated
agility, then how the fuck do you explain Steven Hawking???

Besides, don't get yer panties twisted about it...They're not ALL stupid, I have known exceptions...but it sure seems that in my time, the roadkilled CAT headcount is much greater, then again, maybe that's because nobody gives a shit to pick the little parasites up off the road - I know I wouldn't bother wasting my time chasing after the remains of the two mooching fuckers that I presently "own"...

Oh yeah, cats stink up your house...and simply COULDN'T protect you from a potential attack.
Dogs are more useful, appreciative of your company, they don't play mind games....AND they'll eat pretty much anything you feed 'em...


But if cat's are your thing, cool....I'd personally rather an emotionally simple dog any day than a cold, calculating feline.