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Originally Posted by Kleptron
would you agree most fools are lookin for love in all the wrong places?
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oh, definitely.
there is this guy that is at the night club I work at. he is there almost every saturday and he gets thrown out 9 times out of 10. we call him creeper jesus and sometimes the dj comes over to the side bar and we just watch him and laugh.
he looks exactly like how you would invision jesus, if jesus went to night clubs and dressed the part. every single night he buys himself 2 or 3 paralyzers and surverys the dance floor, when he sees a group of girls dancing he goes down and starts dancing with them. he dances pretty much like one of the spice girls and it is hilarious to watch, eventually he goes back to the bar and buys a couple more drinks. he now "feels it" and goes into creeper jesus mode. he rushes the dance floor, he used to jump down onto the dance floor but he sprained his ankle awhile ago so he doesn't do that anymore. he goes back to the girls and just starts dancing wildly, after awhile he will hug one of them who brushes him off and runs away as he chases her then security brutes throw him out. same story, nearly every weekend.