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The fair
Don't know how I get roped into going to the state fair every year.
The rides are OK, it smells bad, I hate children, the carnies smell bad and the female ones like to hit on me...
I get asked by 40 year old women if they can buy me drinks, people try to give me free bibles....
Obese people stuffing their faces and the faces of their obese kids with fried lard.
I lose at least .75 cents on the rides.
The games are rigged....
The shit you buy breaks mere moments after purchase.
And the entire thing costs more than a bag o' drugs which would be more fun....
But at least I'm not paying....
Corndogs ahoy!
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