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Old 06-15-2004, 09:50 AM
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Anatomically correct, yes, life size......wellll......


Even midget porn-stars are taller than 12 inches. Sorry.

Look on the bright side, a 12 inch woman could make ANY guy feel like a man. Just think, Darth Bane could say his penis was a quarter the length of his girlfreind, and still be only exagerating by an inch and a half :)
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