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Old 06-16-2004, 08:00 AM
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Originally posted by Stingy Jack
It depends what you're going for. If you want the victim to suffer, then you have to use a blunt weapon ... like a butterknife or a stick of salami.

If you want quick and efficient, I would have to say a lightsaber. Not only does it cut through the flesh like butter, but it cauterizes as it goes! Very little blood.

If you like blood, and want ragged skin, dangling throat, and dripping neck muscles ... I would recommend hanging the victim, then applying heavier and heavier wieghts to his or her legs until the head rips off.
10 Posts, and you have made some incredible contributions here already. Welcome to the forum, Stingy. I like the way you think :D


how about putting their head in a hole (like in rock or a wall), then snapping the body so the head pops off like a bottle cap?
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