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Old 03-24-2014, 06:06 PM
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I very rarely have nightmares, but I've been using melatonin to help me sleep and holy mother of bacon if that shit doesn't make for some intense ones. I had one last night that was a semi nightmare. It seemed cool at first, a huge bed writhing with naked women and me being singled out by Belle Knox (the Duke university porn actress who was outed by a fellow student) and you can imagine it was a "fun" dream. At first.

About 2 minutes in, she's staring off to the side then says "Are you done yet? This is really boring."


Not terrifying, but that was the most emasculating moment of my life. Made me miss my old nightmares of being hunted by the Alien.
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