Jersey Shore Massacre -- 1.5/10; I was expecting something bland from this crew, and it didn't quite meet my expectations.
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Originally Posted by horcrux2007
0/10
It's not cheesy enough to be so bad it's good, but it's not serious enough to be at least an entertaining action-fantasy flick. It's a really generic and boring "this is how the story REALLY is!" kind of movie. Should have been made-for-TV.
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That reminds me: I must watch the unrated version. It's hard to believe the theatrical version is rated R.