[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I eat human flesh sometimes ... like, when I'm absent-mindedly gnawing on my lip or cuticle. Doesn't taste like anything, really.

Actually...That isn't really "flesh"...It is just skin, and skin doesn't taste like anything unless it is seasoned or deepfried (like porkrinds)...

Missionaries that visited cannibalistic tribes, have documented conversations, in which the cannibals say that human flesh tastes like pork...The only differences are the texture, as human muscles are long and sinewy...They call it "stringy"...and the fact that human flesh is much saltier than pork, and therefore often has to be boiled before it is cooked in the fire...Human meat is commonly called "Long Pig" by the cannibals...Of course, that is a translation, as they don't exactly speak English :rolleyes:

I could also tell you how to make an authentic shrunken head...But, I am certain that you guys already know that anyway :)