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Old 11-19-2014, 09:49 AM
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Black Devil Doll From Hell (1984)

Only appealing to those who enjoy woman being rapped by rasta-dolls who talk like Mr. T.

Heavy Metal Massacre (1989)

The true terror lurks in the boredom you will experience. Terrible kills scenes and truly bad Heavy Metal.

Blood Shack (1971)

Ray Dennis Steckler's classic tale of horror. The movie is supposed to be about a Native American spirit that haunts this house. The house is really like a one bedroom shack and the Native American spirit is a guy dressed as a Ninja carrying a sword. Oh, and of course plenty of rodeo footage because the film wasn't long enough to release.

Back Woods (2001)

David C. Hayes is the world's first 300 pound, retard-redneck transvestite serial killer. What's not to love? Anything about this movie.

Sledgehammer (1983)

It's your classic tale of teenagers getting killed in a house where a kid kills his mother and her lover with a hammer. Although the "teenagers" are like 30-40 year olds with beards and mustaches and killer shape shifts between a child and man roughly the size of David C. Hayes from my previous pick who can barely fit down the hallway.
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