"The Creepy Doll" 2/10
So apparently a suburb family have dicided to make a movie, on a budget consisting of what they could find from under their couch. Yay.
To be fair I thought the acting was fairly decent, but none of the actors involved looked like actors as much as they looked like ordinary plain people. And the lead actress... my God, woman. The 70's called. It wants its God awful hairdo back. Then there's the weird camera work. I don't really blame the camera guy as much as the directors sick fetish with having the actors looking at the camera while talking. Don't... just don't.
And now to the story. A newlywed couple moves in together.... WHAT?? Must be christian people.
Doesn't take long before the husband finds out about his wifes sick obsession with dolls. In fact her dolls takes up an entire room.... WHAT?? Dude, you never noticed those before? What the hell did you guys do before you got married?
The Creepy Doll is much more a drama about relationships than an actual horror movie, with tons of long riveting conversations about relationships. Oh yea, the wife also keeps a creepy doll, but who gives a fuck, we wanna hear about relationships!
You can safely skip this one.
"The Redwood Massacre" 6/10
Slightly above your average slasher. But only slightly.