[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba

When I take a shit (or, leave a shit) I like to wipe my ass first with wet wipes...I got this idea from wiping my babies ass that way, it's like, why do we stop?
Kind of like a trade down with dry toilet paper, no?

After that, I will use toilet paper and even use a spritz of cologne on there.

...Yes, I an worried that one day someone might smell something bad, and attribute it to me. Now, if they do, I'll be able to declare proudly that I have a very clean, and designer scented asshole, thank you very much.

There's an attachment for that.

http://brondell.com/swash/swash-1000-bidet-seat.html

They have them on almost every toilet in Japan and a friend of mine has one in his home (tried it this weekend!).