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10-13-2004, 08:17 AM
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Cry for Vod....
Yes folks, today it is official....
Nothing that thins the blood for 2weeks prior, and 2 weeks after.... Oct 27 i go into surgery to fix my fucked-up sinuses. and no blood thinners means.. No Alchohol! As many of you may have noticed, the only reason i diont have Budman's or Shanks' reputation as a big drinker is simply a lack of advertising. I love beer. i love scotch. and whiskey. and vodka, and tequila, the list goes on. Last night i had 2 cans of fosters to say goodbye to the tasty amber liquid for an entire month. Now, i amnot a heavy enough drinker to qualify as dependant, but i do love my booze. i like at least a beer or two a day. And now i can have nothing. BTW, is caffeine a blood thinner? i know it is a diurhettic(sp?), but if it is a blood thinner, i am going to cry. i quit smoking years ago,and with alchohol or caffeine, i will be viseless. i may go insane. Light a candle for me, and tie ribbon with the Bass logo on it....
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10-13-2004, 08:19 AM
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I feel ya....its like when i quit smoking cigarettes by taking up MASSIVE pot smoking then i quit smoking pot by taking up alcoholism......now i just dont have any money for alcohol so i too am viseless.......goodluck man....
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10-13-2004, 08:22 AM
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I'm on my forth beer in honor of your abstinence. Not really.....I'm still at work.
But I will make up for it tonight. Look on the bright side. You may lose a few pounds and you still have a hot wife to bring you a soda. 
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10-13-2004, 08:23 AM
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although, if i binge like i did when i quit smoking, i wont lose an ounce :)
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10-13-2004, 08:32 AM
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Yes, vod, ceffeine DOES thin the blood..., well, I'm not actually 100% on that, but I know it DOES shrink your blood vessels -
that's why I use it every time I have a migraine to releive at least SOME of the tension. Whether or not shrinking the blood vessels and thinning the blood are the same thing...I dunno, I would think that it would lead to thinning the blood slightly, no?
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10-13-2004, 08:44 AM
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All signs point to "Yes" for caffeine being a blood thinner.... My mood just went downhill....
I just read soemthing that said grapefruit juice stimulates the same kind of energy boost that caffeine causes....hmmm.... i DO like pink grapefruit juice... now all i need is somethign that simulates alchohol :D
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10-13-2004, 08:47 AM
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Re: Cry for Vod....
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10-13-2004, 08:55 AM
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Re: Re: Cry for Vod....
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The surgery is supposed to cure me of my chronic stuffiness, so you are pretty much on the money. Plus, they are going to try and "vaccinate" me against my cat and dog allergies. and it may cure my snoring! I suppose that is worth a month of suffering. However, i do drink enough coffee that stopping is going to cause me headaches......:(
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does this mean no aspirin?? DOH
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