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Evil food?
I dont know why I had to make a thread about this, I just did.
I was looking at the names of a few people here, and noticed 2 had a major similrity, and something that you dont see everyday. Evil Food!! Mayoisthedevil, Death-By-Jello.... So, who else things food is evil? I could swear Kraft Dinner is out to get us
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Beans are evil
Well, they make you do evil things............evil but FUNNY things:D
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Chocolate is evil...It's so sweet and tempting, But, it seems so innocent...How could something so good be so bad for you?...You can't resist it, and you always want it...You become completely addicted to it and then when you can't have any, you go out and look for other chocolate and it ends up in nothing but heartache...and then........Umm.......What was the question again?
....LMAO:D
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Chocolate is actually the physical manifestation of the devil.
I have proof. Bree will do some things to and with me tyhat she normally wouldnt for some chocolate :)
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icecream .... it was made by ugly skinny people who wanted to kill their competition.
same with hot chicken wings ... more addictive than heroine |
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evil is learning your can't stomach eggs after you have already eaten them
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Jell-O is evil...and a cruel joke....It's like eating a flavored slug...
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its the reincarnation of the blob
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Ever touch warm jello?
We made Peach jello once, a lot of it. it was terrible, so we cleaned out the dishes that we had it in. it came out in 3 cup domes, and i ran them under warm water to dissolve them. it was the weirdest, slipperiest thing i have ever touched.
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