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06-02-2005, 06:28 AM
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rrralph...
I have a tequila hangover. It makes me want to vomit just typing about it. Ive tried throwing up, but the only thing I have to up-chuck is precious water. Ive been trying to eat a banana for the past two hours and I can't go back to sleep. Its so early and I have to work in 6 hours. I would like to go back to sleep now, would some one please bonk me on the head?
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre 
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06-02-2005, 06:46 AM
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I feel for you. i have, on too many occasions, gone to work after having way overindulged the night before....
The weeks going up on my wedding were so stressful, i was having 3-5 drinks a night (beer AND shots) and was out of my head almsot every night. Thank god it went away after the wedding... I was afraid i was bordering on full blown alchoholism for a while there...
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06-02-2005, 10:11 AM
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I woke up, pigged the fuck out and Im looking forward to work.
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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06-02-2005, 10:12 AM
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Chicken mcnuggets always help me. Not sure why, but they do
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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06-02-2005, 04:42 PM
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When I have a hangover, what usually helps me is laying on a couch/bed and complaining loudly to anyone within earshot.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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06-02-2005, 10:06 PM
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Quote:
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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06-02-2005, 10:20 PM
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Quote:
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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06-03-2005, 03:50 AM
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I went to my wife's gradutation from college with a hangover. I spent every moment i woke up the night before pounding water and vitamins, and asprin. After breakfast and cup of coffee, i was fine.
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