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				Ralphie Goes to Hell
			 
			
			
			Not sure if anyone's already posted this - but I didn't see it so I have to share. One of my favorites: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Ralphie Goes to Hell 
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			Hey that's cool...when did you write it?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I wish I could take credit for that! I am a writer, but that's not my work. Not sure of his name, but the creative genius behind X-Entertainment's responsible for it. :)
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I like your AV Pythoness.  I like the effort of the creator combining "A Christmas Story" with "Hellraiser," but I thought the humor was a little trite. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Good concept Not so good with the writing, but it was entertaining. 
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