Lines you'd never hear in a horror film

[Ash's_evil_hand]

So how about some lines you'd never hear in a horror film. I'll start.

'I know, let's go somewhere less isolated'
'Okay, okay, you got me. It was me all along'
'That's not a knife - THIS is a knife!'
'No, wait, I've had an idea. I'll wait for help to arrive'
'And they all lived happily ever after'
'You know, I'm just not cut out for this serial killer thing...'

:)

Any more?

[DP McCoy]

"If we all stick together the monster/serial killer/beast/creature/alien will never be able to pick us off one by one in progresssively gorier and inventive set pieces you bunch of numbnuts!":)

[Ash's_evil_hand]

Hey DP, how are ya? I guess everyone else is still in bed then, eh?

[DP McCoy]

Ey oop Ash,aye early doors in't states i reckon.I'm alreet,ows thee sen?
I''m going to have to give the accent a rest:p

[Despare]

"Wait... let's talk this out."

[Gus]

"i dont smoke"

[Despare]

Not part of the movie itself but instead a line from PC after a popular new horror film makes tons of money.

"Ladies and gentlemen... there will NOT be a sequel."

[Ash's_evil_hand]

'No, I'm not going in there - it's too dark and scary'

'Who brought the f**king orchestra?'

'Ah good, it started first time. And I didn't drop my keys'

[Ash's_evil_hand]

Originally Posted by omcdave

baby its not you its me this is why i kill ...slash!

Originally Posted by omcdave

im dead and my dick fell off this is why i kill .

I can see a pattern emerging here! ;)

How about:

'You can't miss her. She's Japanese, and has short, blonde, dry hair.'

[Despare]

"What was that noise?"

"I don't know but I sure as hell ain't checkin' it out. Let's go!"