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04-03-2007, 08:39 AM
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TV/MOVIE lines n stuff that make you laugh...
...I got three off the top of my head...
The Rock "I'm oonly borrowing yuir hoom-veee" and the part where Ed Harris' characters people turn on him...he says "stand down captain" twice, and the second time sounds like a panicky kid who's voice is breaking. Dixons 'crying' face in Alias, and Jack Bristows moments of dry humour. and, star trek deep space 9, I dunno what it's called but the very first episode has the captain guy having flashbacks or past reversion to the time of the moment he couldn't save his wife from a fire (FUNNY, HUH?!?) No...but the bit that makes me laugh, even when I think about it is when some other guy comes to tell him that he's gotta abandon the ship, he's trying to lift a steel girder off her, and he says to the guy "Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" the way he says that shit cracks me up, the ME drawn out as all fuck...kinda like he's singing it. Actually...the guys overacting always gave me a chuckle, but that line was like comedy gold. ...you guys?
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04-03-2007, 09:14 AM
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Lot's of random stuff in Kill Bill makes me laugh.
"YOU DON'T OWE HER SHIT!" "will you keep your voice down...?' "You don't owe her SHIT.."
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04-03-2007, 11:04 AM
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Oh, that one's easy...the 1979 Invasion of the Bodysnatchers!
That scene where Mr. Spock grabs Jeff Goldblum and shoves him against the wall and starts hollering at him. Always made me laugh! A violent Spock.
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04-03-2007, 12:29 PM
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Ash's 'Groovy' in Evil Dead 2 cracks me up every time. So does his battle with his possessed hand. (Now who's laughing?!)
TONS of lines from Buffy, especially from Xander. Bad Taste - the sheep scene has me on the floor. I know it's coming, but it doesn't make it any less funny! Brain's gone to sleep for now - There's load more but I'm a blank!
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04-03-2007, 01:01 PM
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Anything that comes out of Joe Don Baker's mouth is hillarious. Tor Johnson's "Mellical Examna come rounyet?" from Plan 9 is also right up that.
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04-03-2007, 03:06 PM
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Airplane-
Old Woman- Nervous? Striker- Yes. Old Woman- First time? Striker- No,I've been nervous before. Blazing Saddles- Bart- Mornin' maam,isn't it a lovely day? Old Lady-Up yours Nigger! The Simpsons- Homer-Kids you've tried your best and failed miserably,the lesson is,never try. Homer-Operator?give me the number for 911! Futurama- Zapp-Brannigans law is like Brannigans love...hard and Fast!
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04-03-2007, 03:16 PM
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when homer looks at his portrait picture on the wall of the house and notices a grafitied speech bubble saying 'i'm an idiot' homer remarks,'hey, i don't remember saying that!':D
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