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09-12-2005, 12:30 PM
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Broomstick battles and my hatred of the Dance Team
Me and my roommates were watching TV and drinking some Red Stripe (I'm trying non-pussy beer) when we heard all this stomping and clomping from our ceiling, along with really heavy bass. Not being confrontational myself, my roommate banged at the ceiling with a broomstick.
About 5 minutes later, these three "portly" (to say the least) girls come banging on our door saying that they're on the dance team and they're practicing their "routines". Now I don't wanna have to keep banging on the ceiling with a broomstick two or three times a day, and I don't wanna have to listen to Fat Joe booming through the walls. Any ideas? (kidnapping and murder don't count as "ideas")
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09-12-2005, 01:41 PM
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and their mascot sucks.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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09-12-2005, 01:59 PM
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I think the only thing you can do is tell the landlord but if they aren't doing it to late or ridiculously loud then there might not be anything he can do about it either.
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Whatever The Fuck Ever Last edited by AUSTIN316426808; 09-12-2005 at 02:06 PM.
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09-12-2005, 02:49 PM
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Probably to cuss out someone for stereotyping supposedly "real" witchcraft...?;) I mean, get with the times, man...y'all KNOW it's gotta be vaccum cleaners by now:rolleyes:
Don't anyone bother flying off the handle (get it...GET IT???), 'cos my comment is only reflective of what I personally believe, not what others SHOULD. Look over your tenant agreement. THEN talk to your landlord IF it's warranted as per the agreement to do so, because if it ISN'T...you'll just have to deal with it Last edited by ChEEbA; 09-12-2005 at 02:56 PM.
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09-12-2005, 02:59 PM
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Maybe me and my roommates should just get into that skintight 80's workout gear, go up there and ask to dance with them. That should at least get the ball rolling... if ya can't beat em, join em.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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09-12-2005, 04:56 PM
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The broomstick is a very sexual archetype.
Here's a joke for ya... Why do Witches ride brooms with no panties? Helps their grip. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D :p
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09-12-2005, 06:35 PM
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You are so SMART:)
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