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			Seriously.  This isn't as bad as the bukkake blaster, but sometimes you have to wonder. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			AND NOW, FOR YOUR APPROVAL, THE NEWEST GREAT CHILDRENS DEVICE!!! I PRESENT, THE MICKEY GOATSE CAMERA!  
		
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			Wow. It almost looks like hands on buttcheeks, but that would make the lens.....eeww, nevermind.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			It even has its own Mickey-shaped anal bead.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Looks like Im the only one to get the Goastse refrence:p
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			So explain: What is Goatse?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			An internet anomaly that has been overdone.  It's disgusting and way too many jokes have been made about it. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Sort of like: All your base are belong to us. 
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			HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			All your base belong to us....Wait...why is that funny? 
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			I can't remember the video game, though I'm sure my brother and I owned it at one point, but it was poorly translated as you can tell. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			So instead of the enemy saying: All of your bases now belong to us... He says: All your base are belong to us. I mean, how hard is it to transliterate in context? I speak French fairly well, and I recognize that "le chien de Fifi" is not "the dog of Fifi" but rather "Fifi's dog." It's not that fucking hard. 
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			the game (Zero Wing) was translated by someone who doesn't speak English (well, he was in the process of learning it) 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...66702534044117 the VQ is shoddy, but that's the original intro from the game 
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