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04-05-2005, 01:31 PM
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possibly the worst movie ever made...
A Dog Of Flanders.
here, lemme sum it up for you. This kid is born, his mother dies birthing him, and then his father dies when he is a couple months old. The kid grows up to about 10 years old. He lives with his grandfather. He has a Terrier and is very good at drawing. He meets this girl, and basically falls in love with her. (They are both only like 13 by this time) The girl and him sneak out, and return the next morning. He is banned from ever seeing the girl again. The boy and his grandfather's house catch on fire, and burn some other houses surrounding it. The grandfather had nothing to do with it, but yet he is blamed for it. He gets put in jail for a few months. a year later, his grandfather dies, and the kid is now handed over the meanest bastard in the town. The same guy who randomly blamed his grandfather for the fire. The kid runs away and tries to live on the streets. he is starving of hunger, and freezing cold on the snowy streets. He finds one way that he could make money and maybe survive. He enters a picture that he drew of his Terrier in an art contest. The picture is VERY well done. by this time you are saying to yourself "This is it, he will finally make a big breakthrough" but you are wrong. He loses the contest to a shitty Kindergarten-style drawn picture. The picture was drawn by some rich fat kid with no talent. The kid finally goes to a church with his dog, and asks that god should take his life. he dies and his dog die together in the church. at this time he wa about 15. end of movie. WTF IS THIS????????????????? the worst movie ever fucking made EVER!
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04-05-2005, 01:33 PM
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Drumline tops it.
 Break yo'self, fool!
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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god damn it is depressing.
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But I've seen Drumline and that's all I really need.
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04-05-2005, 01:48 PM
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I take it none of you have seen "Gerry" with Matt Damon and Casey Affleck.
An hour plus of walking, sitting, and a combination of two. You'd think with an Affleck and Matt Damon, you'd have some dialogue, or even overacting. But you can't overact sitting down in the desert, can yah?
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04-05-2005, 02:37 PM
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Well to be honest, the movie this thread is about doesn't sound that bad to me. I really like downer endings, but then again if the acting is shitty, it doesn't matter what the rest of the movie is like.
Speaking of shitty Affleck movies that you would think should be better, Surviving Christmas is one of the worst movies I've seen in the last year. Absolutely terrible! Watched 45 minutes and turned it off.
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04-05-2005, 02:41 PM
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i think ghoulies sucked ass, and all it's sequels.:)
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Re: possibly the worst movie ever made...
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"Boogie Nights" is effed up too. People were telling me it was funny and so on and so forth, and when I saw it, I felt slimy and drained of energy and awful. I thought it was one of the creepiest things I'd ever seen! Great movie! But not something cheerful.
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