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12-04-2008, 08:15 AM
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Desperation!
I have a paper on abortion (ugh) due tomorrow. 5 pages. I'll pay anyone who wants to help 10 bucks a page. seriously. I'll mail it to you. I'm desperate. I'm also medicated, so I can't even think straight. Any help is appreciateddddddd. Orrr you could just help me. Do something.
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12-04-2008, 08:52 AM
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im sure you dont want help from a high school drop out, the least i can help you with is telling you a little bit about abortion.....
1. its expensive. that'll be all, good day.
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12-04-2008, 09:25 AM
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I'll help, what do you need?
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12-04-2008, 10:41 AM
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50 bucks! Im in ill write the whole thing!
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12-04-2008, 10:55 AM
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Professional broke novelist to write your paper. I can get blurbs from underground writers I know to hype it up. But, I'm gonna have to charge fifteen a page or the WGA (of which I am not a member) will kill me.
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12-04-2008, 10:57 AM
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...Or you could get someone who will make it look like a real highschool paper...ME!
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12-04-2008, 11:01 AM
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Yes, but the kid needs publicity, cache. Imagine hip writers saying "Posher's paper on abortion is the feelgood paper on abortion of the year!" or "Posher's paper is the next Fight Club!" Since the competition's getting fierce, I'm willing to let my services go for 14 a page. But, don't let my agent know I'm doing this for you.
DISCLAIMER: Faustus' agent might be fictional.
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12-04-2008, 11:02 AM
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Haha okay okay i really dont want to waste my time so the papers yours :D
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12-04-2008, 11:05 AM
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I guess Posher wasn't really that desperate. He's not even on and enlisting ourservices. :rolleyes:
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12-04-2008, 11:06 AM
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Maybe he just wanted to see how many people are willing to help him out.
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