|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
|
|
||||||||||||||||||
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|||||||||||||
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
#1
02-04-2011, 04:16 AM
|
|||
|
|||
|
New guy
Hi.
I'm viken. I'm pretty awesome. I like horror movies and heavy metal and drugs. I like eating other peoples food. I can build stuff pretty good, like with hammers and screws and stuff. I have 2 cats that are scared of my 3 chickens and I really liked the torture scenes in The Passion of Christ. Do you know what has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard. What's the difference between a baby and a pound of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of cocaine fall out a window. 
|
|
#2
02-04-2011, 08:46 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Welcome!
What has three legs and lives on a farm? The McCartneys (the saddest thing about their divorce was the fact they rendered this pretty funny joke obsolete) What is six inches long and starts with a P (pee)? A shit (everybody assumes you're going to penis) Why did Uhuru leave Star Trek? Cause William Shatner. Anyway, those are my best jokes.
__________________
top 10 movies 1. event horizon 2. ju on 3. suspiria 4. the exorcist 5. ringu 6. tcm 7. exorcist III 8. the omen 9. haute tension 10. creep 
|
|
#3
02-04-2011, 09:00 AM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Neverending just unbanned me for 1 minute so I could give you a special message:
FUCK YOU!
|
|
#4
02-04-2011, 02:20 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Quote:
and awesome trek joke from Tony.
|
|
#5
02-04-2011, 02:54 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
I'm new too
But I don't have any good jokes, farm animals or left-over drugs...and anything I ever made with hammers and screws fell apart. I do however have a pretty cool video I'd like to share that some friends of mine just made and it will completely validate that Def Lepard joke below :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzIUKos5hs4 Quote:
|
|
#6
02-10-2011, 02:23 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Really loved the trailer. What is about including an asian child that instantly makes things spooky/eery? Was that racist?:) It's a compliment, if anything!
__________________
top 10 movies 1. event horizon 2. ju on 3. suspiria 4. the exorcist 5. ringu 6. tcm 7. exorcist III 8. the omen 9. haute tension 10. creep
|
 |
|
|
