Ask ZERO

[Zero]

Originally Posted by FreddyMyers

dear zero, why dont the scumbags that are at the bar at this time of day tip me when i serve them booze.

because they are either not drunk enough to want to hand over EXTRA money to someone who just sloshed some liquid in a glass for them

OR

they are TOO drunk to find their wallets and probably will wake up hung over but happy in the belief that they gave you not only a good tip but also a damn fine evening listening to their witty remarks

[Zero]

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus

Would there be advantages to moving my blog to Wordpress and redesigning it?

there would be advantages to moving that big creepy picture of you out of the top center and putting it down lower where it won't frighten children

the rest of the blog is fine

[Doc Faustus]

Great! Thank you.

[_____V_____]

If someone made a movie on Boris Karloff, who would be the best suitable dude for the role among the current crop?

[urdevil]

You are in this devils good books. I think Peeping Tom is excellent choice. I dont have a copy of Irreversible. Thats a great idea though.(yikes) In the french vein then Ill use Frontier(e) or Inside. That'll do the trick wont it.

Thats for the ideas so what should I do for drinks?

The devil is in the details, right?

[Zero]

Originally Posted by _____V_____

If someone made a movie on Boris Karloff, who would be the best suitable dude for the role among the current crop?

martin landau (hell he won an oscar for lugosi and he actually looks a bit like karloff - too short and pudgy but that can all be fixed)

or as a younger karloff adrien brody

[Zero]

Originally Posted by urdevil

You are in this devils good books. I think Peeping Tom is excellent choice. I dont have a copy of Irreversible. Thats a great idea though.(yikes) In the french vein then Ill use Frontier(e) or Inside. That'll do the trick wont it.

Thats for the ideas so what should I do for drinks?

The devil is in the details, right?

you are welcome -

Cape Cods (or Cape Codders) - vodka and cranberry juice

[Elvis_Christ]

Should I buy a new shirt or a DVD?

[Doc Faustus]

I think it's obvious you should buy a DVD on how to purchase shirts. Give a man, a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.

[urdevil]

My guests had a great time Zero. They got their double bill. I had forgotten had depraved Peeping Tom really was. I didnt have Irreversable but they got Inside instead. They never knew what hit them. They were not fimiliar with the film. Ive never seen a persons jaw drop and stay there for well over 85 minutes. I heard WTF many times.

The movie matched the color from the drinks. Classic