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I can understand why she's leaning against that tree.
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We should keep abreast of this thread.
All hail resident pervert SKOOFx! :) :) :)
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Is that you talking about your cock again?
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Quick, hide it in here ------> :eek:
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OK!, WHO'S THE ASSHOLE THE RESSURECTED THIS THREAD!??!
heheh, resident perv? nah. BUT I WILL NEVER DENY HOW MUCH I LOVE THE FEMALE RACE. |
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Ok then....one for the ladies of HDC.
God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease!Give it to me! On and on and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it.So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place,first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left. It is really handy." "What's it called?" asked Eve. "Brains," said God. :D have a nice humpday |
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. * I work in high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work eight hours straight. * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You do not always follow the orders of the management team. * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You do not take initiative. * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. * You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. * You will retire well before you are 65. * You are unable to work double shifts. * You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not enough, * You are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management |
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