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Old 12-23-2004, 10:19 AM
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Maybe if you squint really hard, you'll see them.........Oh and use a flashlight....
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:22 AM
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so isee all this tadpole talk so i hafto share. i came up with a cool science experiment

what strength microscope do i need to see the little buggers? i want to put them on a dish and look at em and poke em and stuff. put various chemicals on em and watch em die

u think if i put sperms from different guys that they would fight each other? it could be sperm wars!!!

fo real though. if i can find a microscope powerful enough to do it, by golly.. IM GONNA DO IT!!

the tough thing will be getting the little different coloured shirts on the different teams.
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:23 AM
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Old 12-23-2004, 11:28 AM
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being chased down a hallway by a wet midget in a halter top who is carrying a banana while chanting in hebrew. the hall is lit by lady bugs carrying lanterns, humming showtunes. somewhere in the darkness, Dan Quayle is playing a mouth harp and laughing.......
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Old 12-23-2004, 11:59 AM
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And clowns. I hate clowns. And now I'm sure one of you smartasses is going to post a picture of the most evil-looking clown you can find now just to fuck with me.

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Old 12-23-2004, 12:01 PM
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:11 PM
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I hate clowns. And now I'm sure one of you smartasses is going to post a picture of the most evil-looking clown you can find now just to fuck with me.
How about Bleeding Edge's 'Psycho Clown'?;)
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:12 PM
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that clown can give head to 3 guys at once
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:13 PM
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my biggest fear... here it is....



being chased down a hallway by a wet midget in a halter top who is carrying a banana while chanting in hebrew. the hall is lit by lady bugs carrying lanterns, humming showtunes. somewhere in the darkness, Dan Quayle is playing a mouth harp and laughing.......

just a halter top ? no pants ?
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:14 PM
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Biggest fear? Snakes

And clowns. I hate clowns. And now I'm sure one of you smartasses is going to post a picture of the most evil-looking clown you can find now just to fuck with me.


i was going to post a picture of a huge fucking snake but i dont know where my Peter North pictures are
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