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Hellraiser 2. It's entertaining, but I have to admit most of it makes me giggle. Especially the doctor during and after his transformation into a REAL "head doctor". When he's supposed to be yelling, it seems like he's doing a very bad Pavarotti imitation. Like if you had a drunk Italian uncle named Vito who would drink too much wine and try to sing opera....Well, I guess if you don't have a drunk Italian uncle you wouldn't really know what I'm talking about. Anyway, the singing monster cracks me up. Pretty funny stuff.
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Second viewing. Does the ending make any sense at all really??? Does the whole movie?? And why "The JACKET"? The jacket did nothing for him. NOTHING!!! I must admit that i liked this movie a lot the first time i saw it. But now i donīt know....
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This was a little better & more believable than I was expecting, but still pretty run of the mill. Nothing too bad or too spectacular here. C+ Rumor Has It Why oh why do I let my wife have a say in what we watch... ever? (Oh wait, I know. I like getting nookie.) This movie was stupid from start to sappy finish. The only remotely interesting parts of this came when they tried to tie it in to The Graduate by saying that Kevin Costner was the grown up underclassmen from that far superior film. Other than that, this was crap. ***MINOR SPOILER WARNING (Not that you are gonna rush out and see this one anyways though)**** One thing that bothers me in chick flicks... Aniston cheats on her fiance (Mark Ruffalo) with Kevin Costner, then apologizes and everything is suddenly roses again. What the hell is that? If I was Mark Ruffalo I woulda told that bitch to start packing. Is the message in this PG-13 romantic comedy that it's okay to be a whore as long as you say sorry and/or were confused? D-
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Cheating men should be thrown out with the grabage. Find someone with abs, a horse schlong and likes buying you flwoers while making sweet, tender love to you (except when you feel naughty) PArade him in front of your ex. Laugh. Rinse, repeat. If YOU cheat, well. Things were rough. He didnt understand you. You hadnt experimented enough before him. Those 36 other guys before him didnt count. He should take you back because you are a strong beautiful soul who is truly sorry you turned into a slut for a few months. He should buy you flowers. Oh yeah, and if he doesnt have abs and a horse schlong, it was HIS fault. Dont go back.
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As a society, we're destined for the shitter.
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