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10-13-2004, 02:45 AM
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"Bugger that, let's curse some one," Nanny Ogg
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one of my many favorites is.....
the sooner you get behind the more time you have to catch up......(that ws my highschool senior quote):D :D
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Concerning the universe. AREA: infinite. The Hitchickers guide to the galaxy provides this definition of the word infinite. Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow thats big," time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really quite titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept were trying to get across here. IMPORTS: none It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things in from. EXPORTS: none (see imports)
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10-13-2004, 03:25 AM
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From Homeland, by Bob Salvatore
"One student died from natural causes, because a knife in the back, quite naturally, causes one's death." hehe Also: "This is just an exercise, hardly life or death." "Dont bet on it, Joe, you're fuckin slaying me." "Alright you bastards..... COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!"
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Another one of my favorites,
"And you though you smelled you some good ole pussy, but aint no pussy here, just a bloak that will make you wish you were born a woman."
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10-13-2004, 04:03 AM
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Quote:
i always liked: "Why do they call him 'Boris the Bullet Dodger'?" Tony looks at him like his head is on backwards. "Because he dodges bullets...." or Mickey: "What the fuck do i want with a broken caravan?"
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10-13-2004, 04:06 AM
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HAHAHAHA NO SHIT!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE HE DODGES FUCKING BULLETS lol man that is a great movie.......doesnt it kinda remind you of a tarantino movie like pulp fiction(another great fucking movie) it does me...:D
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10-13-2004, 04:10 AM
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Yeah, i love snatch. i never made the comparison between it and pulp fiction, but you have a good point. i like Snatch better though.
"Boris the bullet dodger?" "Yeah" "You mean 'Boris, the sneaky fucking russian", right?" that movie is full of them. Leave it to the english, they hold the market on good one-liners, between guy ritchie, monty python and dog soldiers.
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10-13-2004, 04:13 AM
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Yeah no shit....Them fucking brits amaze me LOL. The directing style or snatch seems to me a lot like pulp fiction with non-linear plot progression and all...:D
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10-13-2004, 04:37 AM
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i like the pussy speech that Cheech Marin says in From Dusk Til Dawn.
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I laugh my ass off in American Psycho everytime. Heres some good classics:
"No, just cool it with the anti-semitic remarks" "You're a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death then play around with your blood." "Did you know Im utterly insane?" and of course..."I have to return some videotapes"
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