Women?

[Phalanx]

This girl knows no shame, and she'll properly never give it a rest. I think my best hope is to leave the issue alone, and go along with it. She'll get tired of it eventually, and cut it out herself. I don't know what else to do, I've tried everything you said, and more. I even told her that I was gay, but her response was: "Can I join...? Or at least watch?" What kind of a person says that?

A fucking annoying one. Let her know it's pissing her off...fact is, sounds like she won't quit 'til you put her in her place and tell her she needs to stop being such an incessant annoyance, and that as long as she's coming on like a drunken prom date, only guys that are out to take advantage of her will ever show any kind of interest, then walk. Yknow...if it comes to that...I'd try the first bit first.

If you wanted to be REALLY mean about it...eg - if you knew it wasn't going to end without you having her assassinated or deported, and you didn't find her completely repulsive or something, you could just fuck her, and talk to your biggest gossip freak of a female friend about how she's a real whore and into being pissed on...etc...and asked you to organise gang-bangs with your other male friends, the rest should take care of itself. But yknow...only if you wanna get really dirty about it.
Again, only if all else fails.

[Spallalala]

Fuck her like crazy until she gets sick of it perhaps?
uh....Tie her to a chair with wheels and roll her down a hill?

So many things to choose from.

[Katrina]

Even I have standards. I'd rather do a flock of Grizzly bears.

[stubbornforgey]

Originally Posted by Katrina

What's the best way to tell someone to "fuck off"? I'm not good at being mean, and this girl has been rudelessly flirty towards me, and it's starting to get a little annoying. I've told her that I wasn't interested, but this girl knows no shame! I'm no good at being a jerk, but I seriously want to throw this girl off a bridge. It started out innocent enough, but then she started to make sexual advanches towards me... Argh, I know! What am I to do? I'm almost twenty, and I still haven't got a clue when it comes to women.

well chucking woman off the bridge aint going to get you married ..LOL.
Tell her straight ...lady ..'fuck off'..
otherwise she is maybe thinking that your very interested

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

invite her to a star trek convention


but in all honesty, it really doesn't matter how you do it. You ahve to be a jerk, btw.

[stubbornforgey]

or tell her your gay

[the_real_linda]

someones already probably said this but you coould get off with her best friend

[Roderick Usher]

This sounds like an opportunity to explore your sexual dark side. Seriously.

Plumb the depths of your subconscious. Find that nasty thing that you find titillating and yet still embarasses you. Something twisted and ugly and socially unacceptable lurks in us all; find yours and then ask her to do it.

If you've gone really far, she may actually recoil. If she accepts then you've got a shot at living out a deep-dark fantasy. And that isn't something that comes around very often.

[Vodstok]

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher

This sounds like an opportunity to explore your sexual dark side. Seriously.

Plumb the depths of your subconscious. Find that nasty thing that you find titillating and yet still embarasses you. Something twisted and ugly and socially unacceptable lurks in us all; find yours and then ask her to do it.

If you've gone really far, she may actually recoil. If she accepts then you've got a shot at living out a deep-dark fantasy. And that isn't something that comes around very often.

Rod are you a screenwriter, really?....




Or......



Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond!?!?!?