3 Stupid Questions

[Devil-Hunter]

1.Does unicorns eat carrot?

2.Why does the garbage man eat my garbage?

3.Am I a nice person?

[Festered]

Originally Posted by massacre man

I'm sorry, I was busy reading this-

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13721

....what were you saying?

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by Festered

I'm sorry, I was too busy singing and saying everything I thought and felt.

What were you saying?

[Festered]

Originally Posted by massacre man

I'm sorry, I was too busy singing and saying everything I thought and felt.

What were you saying?

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

1) Why are eggs egg-shaped and cones cone-shaped, but hearts aren't heart-shaped?

2) Why doesn't watermelon candy taste like watermelons?

3) Why do people keep building houses on the Florida coast, knowing that they'll eventually get wiped out?

I would love to know the answer to the watermelon candy question.:cool:

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by pinkfloyd45769

I would love to know the answer to the watermelon candy question.:cool:

Because it's impossible to replicate the awesome taste of watermelon, babe. It's like cloning Bruce Campbell. It won't be the same.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally Posted by massacre man

Because it's impossible to replicate the awesome taste of watermelon, babe. It's like cloning Bruce Campbell. It won't be the same.

Gotcha babe:cool:

[The_Return]

There's something fucked about ChainsawGuy's signature pic, I think - does the same thing to me.

Don't see him around so much anymore, but back when he was a regular I had him on ignore - even though he was a pretty cool dude. I'd usually read his posts in another window so they wouldn't fuck up the thread.

[Festered]

Originally Posted by The_Return

There's something fucked about ChainsawGuy's signature pic, I think - does the same thing to me.

Don't see him around so much anymore, but back when he was a regular I had him on ignore - even though he was a pretty cool dude. I'd usually read his posts in another window so they wouldn't fuck up the thread.

Well, there's 2/3 of the answer, and it only took 1 post. Thanks.

[Doc Faustus]

1.) How many samwich, Horace?
2.) 17?
3.)I just saw this movie from when I was a kid. It had Stephen Dorff and little goblins coming out of a hole in his backyard and there was a lameass ending with a poorly built dinosaur. And the title involved some kind of portal. What's that movie again?