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Newb + Zero (The Angry Drunk and the Angry Drunk Monkey) 6 46.15%
Chuck Norris 7 53.85%
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Old 01-16-2010, 06:18 PM
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Pretty much up there with Newb.
Well I'll vote for Newb then. Chuckie would die of liver failure before the fight even broke out :)
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Old 01-16-2010, 07:45 PM
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chuck norris would destroy them.

how 'bout Newb & Zero vs Bruce Lee & Angry Chimp in a steel cage tag team match
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Old 01-16-2010, 08:12 PM
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^^ Nah....
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Old 01-17-2010, 06:12 AM
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Definitely HDC's Drunken duo. :)
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Old 01-17-2010, 10:06 AM
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yeah - what he said

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OH PULEEESSE

-NEWB once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

-ZERO recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-If you can see NEWB, he can see you. If you can't see NEWB you may be only seconds away from death.

-ZERO'S' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-NEWB once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

-ZERO does not sleep. He waits.

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with NEWBS' fist.

-What was going through the minds of ZERO'S victims before they died? His shoe.

-The following is a short list of things NEWB cannot do: .


-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for ZERO.

-NEWB can slam revolving doors.

-The Big Bang was actually ZERO roundhouse kicking God in the face.
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Old 01-17-2010, 10:08 AM
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Norris, drunk people are easy to beat up.
but not drunken monkeys!!
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If Norris drank as much as Newb could, he would die, making Newb and Zero winners. Also, Zero's monkey antics would offend Chuck's conservative sensibilities, leaving him psychologically unbalanced. No amount of Bowflexing can compensate for these advantages. Also, let us assume that Newb, like Batman can defeat anyone given proper preparation time. Why? He's HDC president. And Chuck wouldn't think to bring a gun.
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Old 01-18-2010, 07:13 AM
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Does Chcuk get to wear these:

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Old 01-18-2010, 09:06 AM
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hey no fair -no one said we could have special clothing
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:22 AM
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Does Chcuk get to wear these:
kinda looks like me last Sunday....only it was both legs up in the air...just before I fell on my back on the icy stairs.....knocked the wind right out of me.





and I almost spilled my beer :eek:
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