Horror movies according to Christianity.com

[fluffho]

???? horror movies?

do they not read the bible or something? the whole THING is one big horror movie

plagues, deception, murder, turning people into salt ... all at the hands of the allmighty loving god!

[last bad move]

you think thats bad my step mom is a johova witness.

[fluffho]

Originally posted by last bad move
you think thats bad my step mom is a johova witness.

HOLY CRAP!! my friend was a witness and she used to 'teach' me, meaning she wanted to convert me

anyway i got to learn a lot about them and well.. im sorry man!

from what i learned, she must not be too happy that ur not a witness. the girl told me 'we have to be careful around peopel that arent witnesses because they dont have the same morals we do'

so i asked her 'ok so ar you scared to be with me right now?'

she said 'well my mom did tell me to take care and be careful. i mean you may want me to do something bad'

'like what'

'oh hehe i dont konw. like, go to an R rated movie or something!'

:rolleyes:

[last bad move]

Originally posted by fluffho
HOLY CRAP!! my friend was a witness and she used to 'teach' me, meaning she wanted to convert me

anyway i got to learn a lot about them and well.. im sorry man!

from what i learned, she must not be too happy that ur not a witness. the girl told me 'we have to be careful around peopel that arent witnesses because they dont have the same morals we do'

so i asked her 'ok so ar you scared to be with me right now?'

she said 'well my mom did tell me to take care and be careful. i mean you may want me to do something bad'

'like what'

'oh hehe i dont konw. like, go to an R rated movie or something!'

:rolleyes:

yup she hates me and it doesnt help that my dad converted and my little sis was born one. she is super shy around anyonw whos not one.

[fluffho]

Originally posted by last bad move
yup she hates me and it doesnt help that my dad converted and my little sis was born one. she is super shy around anyonw whos not one.

man... that really REALLY sucks. not only about her but your dad and sis. im trying to think of a way to really get to her but you probably know some

does she have all those pamphlets? try making paper planes of all of them

then go to the library and bring home a bunch of books on wicca, satanism, buddhism, catholicism, you name it. and lay them all around the house. stephen king books, would work too. while ur at it get some videos too. lots of R rated stuff

know whats weird? she thougth that harry potter was evil, but that LOTR wasnt? wtf??? so yeh, get some potter books too.

then if you have a lot of money, go buy yourself a lot of crosses and figurines. put them at like the front door. holy crap she'll be praying every minute.

[last bad move]

Originally posted by fluffho
man... that really REALLY sucks. not only about her but your dad and sis. im trying to think of a way to really get to her but you probably know some

does she have all those pamphlets? try making paper planes of all of them

then go to the library and bring home a bunch of books on wicca, satanism, buddhism, catholicism, you name it. and lay them all around the house. stephen king books, would work too. while ur at it get some videos too. lots of R rated stuff

know whats weird? she thougth that harry potter was evil, but that LOTR wasnt? wtf??? so yeh, get some potter books too.

then if you have a lot of money, go buy yourself a lot of crosses and figurines. put them at like the front door. holy crap she'll be praying every minute.

well i didnt make plains out of them but i once pissed on them. and she has them in this weird bag and she didnt find out tell she gave someone one. and i always make weird coments about satan and how he comes to me in my sleep and how he told me to kill her. well thats the first time i went to the metal inst.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by fluffho
man... that really REALLY sucks. not only about her but your dad and sis. im trying to think of a way to really get to her but you probably know some

does she have all those pamphlets? try making paper planes of all of them

then go to the library and bring home a bunch of books on wicca, satanism, buddhism, catholicism, you name it. and lay them all around the house. stephen king books, would work too. while ur at it get some videos too. lots of R rated stuff

know whats weird? she thougth that harry potter was evil, but that LOTR wasnt? wtf??? so yeh, get some potter books too.

then if you have a lot of money, go buy yourself a lot of crosses and figurines. put them at like the front door. holy crap she'll be praying every minute.

lol fluff thats kinda funny

[fluffho]

Originally posted by last bad move
well i didnt make plains out of them but i once pissed on them. and she has them in this weird bag and she didnt find out tell she gave someone one.

LOL. i have a whole shoe box, and it was platform sneakers so its a BIG box, of pamphlets. then a bag of hardcover books, including a bible and some book of bible songs.

how about growing your hair out long? that would piss her off. it specifically says in their bibile 'men shall not have long hair' and try talking to yourself a lot. sing a lot of evil-ish songs. try rapping about pimps and hoes. at the dinner table, draw a pentagram or even a cross on your forehead, down the bridge of your nose. that is my plan next time a witness comes over, but they never do anymore.

bloody, yeh see if u think about it what i mentioned isnt even that bad. but to a witness like everything scares them

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by fluffho
LOL. i have a whole shoe box, and it was platform sneakers so its a BIG box, of pamphlets. then a bag of hardcover books, including a bible and some book of bible songs.

how about growing your hair out long? that would piss her off. it specifically says in their bibile 'men shall not have long hair' and try talking to yourself a lot. sing a lot of evil-ish songs. try rapping about pimps and hoes. at the dinner table, draw a pentagram or even a cross on your forehead, down the bridge of your nose. that is my plan next time a witness comes over, but they never do anymore.

bloody, yeh see if u think about it what i mentioned isnt even that bad. but to a witness like everything scares them

lol wonder if they r scared of own shadow. mayb carries mom was a witness:D

[fluffho]

i never thought of that. i wouldnt be surprised if they believe their shadow is the devil following them

know what else sucked. was the fact that they wouldnt even research buddism, catholicism, mormonism (i think they thought these to be the most evil). anyway, they wont even READ about it, even to be able to say 'yeh theyre wrong because of this' becuase they believe that if you were to even read about it, you are showing the devil that you are interested, therefor allowing the devil to tempt you and opening yourself up to him

... yeh.....

as for carries mom. im pretty sure she had some crosses and stuff and jehovahs witnesses are completely against that. but definitely, carries mom was a fanatic of some sort