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06-29-2004, 07:36 AM
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Im not dead.
Sure you are. No Im not. You will be soon. Bring out your dead! 
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06-29-2004, 07:41 AM
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he he, python renditions ..... class:)
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06-29-2004, 07:43 AM
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How are we doing today, Mr Creosote?
Better. Better miseur? Better get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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06-29-2004, 07:46 AM
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy! It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest prick! So, three cheers for your willie or John Thomas! Hooray! for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, or percy or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock And you won't come back. Thank you very much.
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT, GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US! Old Scotch Invocation -- adapted by Stingy Jack Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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06-29-2004, 07:53 AM
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FUCK. OFF.
Ummm.. How should we fuck off, lord?
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06-29-2004, 08:13 AM
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Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Shut up!
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06-29-2004, 08:21 AM
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Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that... Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! M: What? Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!! M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!! Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse. M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it. Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor. M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry. Q: Not at all. M: Thank You. (Under his breath) Stupid git!!
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT, GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US! Old Scotch Invocation -- adapted by Stingy Jack Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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06-29-2004, 08:32 AM
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This one? Don't otuch it. I wasnt going to. i just pointed. Well don't point. Okay, that's enough, lets go. ---------------------------------------------------------------- *knock**knock**knock* Centurions! Wait a minute, you havent given us time to hide!
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06-29-2004, 08:42 AM
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lol
Please, please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery. You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive! O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. One that looks nice. Of course. And not too expensive. Yes. Now... go!
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