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09-09-2004, 03:10 PM
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for the ultimate in unintentional hilarity: medicine commercials. Pay close attention and you'll hear some of the funniest side effects ever. Medicine for migranes giving you liquidy rectal discharge, viagra rip-offs giving you health-risking 4 hour hardons, herina cream giving you the clap, it's all funny
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09-09-2004, 03:12 PM
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You are my life I love you Brittany "Then i'm gonna get a keychain attached to my balls so i always know where my keys and my balls are" - Dennis Leary The end of loss brings a new world order In society, the government lables us "Americans" to represent ourselves In a land of non-freedom With the "Freedom" of speech, we still get denied our rights to speak our mind Nothing but a bunch of old time fascists wanting nothing more than to stop the idea of ideas. Ideas build us, build us inside Everyday someones getting stuck in a cell for a crime they did not commit Since when is opinion against the law, against the rights of society?
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09-09-2004, 03:12 PM
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Ive always thought that the James Sokolove "Mesothelioma" is the best commercial because they jampack it with too many big words that no one understands
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4got 2 add the pic...
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You are my life I love you Brittany "Then i'm gonna get a keychain attached to my balls so i always know where my keys and my balls are" - Dennis Leary The end of loss brings a new world order In society, the government lables us "Americans" to represent ourselves In a land of non-freedom With the "Freedom" of speech, we still get denied our rights to speak our mind Nothing but a bunch of old time fascists wanting nothing more than to stop the idea of ideas. Ideas build us, build us inside Everyday someones getting stuck in a cell for a crime they did not commit Since when is opinion against the law, against the rights of society?
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09-09-2004, 04:41 PM
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I like the Starbucks DoubleShot commercial with Survivor parodying "Eye of the Tiger". Hey, I can do it too:
Michael! Michael, Michael, Michael! Michael, Michael, Michaellllllll! Michael's the man, coming from school Got his lube, got his porno! He knows one day he just might becommmmeeee..... A Porn Star. :cool:
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09-09-2004, 04:49 PM
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One that makes me wanna laugh and cry at the same time is the new staples commercial, with Alice Cooper. Great commercial.....but he has sunk to a brand-new low.
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Death is but a door. Time is but a window. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss "Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing." – Vincent Price The Oldest and Stongest Emotion of Man is Fear- H.P Lovecraft Six bottles went down the drain One hour's a waste of time I'd ask if you feel the same Still pushin that chance to try Your breath in this cool room chill Long hair that blows side to side You speak and make time stand still And each time you walk right on by
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09-10-2004, 06:37 PM
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I LOVE the new Skittles commercials! like the one with the guy in the huge nest, he's making a really wierd almost quacking noise and then this giant bird comes and opens a giant pack of Skittles and drops some in his mouth! then he's like "Thank you! thank you very much!" and the one with the kids sitting on the rainbow...
I also loved the pop tarts snack stix commercial with the knight!
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09-10-2004, 06:40 PM
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BTW I have a really kickass foreign car commercial saved on my computer.. if anyone is interested just send me a message and I will send it to you....
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09-10-2004, 06:45 PM
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lol
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Can you imagine the feel of terror? The feels of several sweat drops dripping down your neck from fear? Can you imagine the perfect murder? Can you imagine yourself being in the centre of attention in a true perfect murder? You cannot imagine all the fear summed up inside the world to make a true murder. Not even in your worst nightmares. In a murder, you scream and shout so loud for your life. But there is no one there to hear it. Does sound exist if no one hears you? A killer stalks you with a long butcher knife, or an axe. You turn around a stream so loud, the loudest you had ever screamed in your entire life! Your inner mind hears a thousand cries for help, but only one of them can make it through. You try to escape; you run, you hide, but the killer can find you. Whether you are hiding behind a tree, or hiding under your bed, the killer knows you are there. It knows, and it can tell. All these murders never happen in the light, in the afternoon, in the morning, but in god’s eyes, it does, and it happens, every single minute of the day, in the dark. You can tell when it is a bad night. It could be a full moon night, or Friday the 13th, or it could be just a bit more quiet, and a bit more dark, and the breeze may be a bit cooler, and the crows will fly a bit higher.
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