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10-13-2004, 04:44 PM
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"Stingy, you are my father." (Stingy's brows furrow slightly.) "Did you hear me, Stingy? You are my father." "Wait ... did you say that I'm your father?" "That's what I said." (Stingy leans across the table, eyeing the creeper with careful scrutiny.) "Who's your mother?" he finally asks. "What?" "If I am your father, who's your mother?" Creeper glances around nervously, then leans back in his chair with half-formed confidence. "Some bitch." "Dammit! Maybe I am your father." "Do you have any money?" "No." "Need some?" "Sure." Creeper unfolds his wallet and slides out a twenty. "Will this do you?" "Anything's fine. I'm all for handouts, you know." Stingy reaches for the bill, only to be violently bitch-slapped by Creeper. "Hands off, fat-ass! Get a job, ya fuckin' louse!" "Sorry." "S'aright." The end. :)
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LOL...Thanks for the laugh, Stingy...I needed it:cool:
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i have no clue what this thread is talking about can someone fill me in
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i'm your father
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Re: OMG! I think a member here is one of my DADS!
it's me
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and since this thread doesn't have much of a point anymore
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LMAO big time " Yea and by the way, while your at it eat some dog food so you can pay for those prescription drugs, I am going out to slay bambi with my assault rifle and knock over some trees with my gas guzzling SUV. " You know I was only kiddin ya right Stingy, I would throw myself down an elevator shaft, but hell my fat wallet would cushion the fall. LOL
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Well now.....Im just gonna dig this up for absolutly no reason
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