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britney spears,jessica simpson,ashlee simpson,hillary duff,lindsey lohan,modanna,nick lache back street boys,nsync,paris hilton,nicole richie and r kelly.
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I was thinking Dick Clark also. This dude was a teenager for like 40 years......and now its like BLAM.......he's about 80.
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LOL...I love the way that this thread went from "Who do you think is gonna die?" to "Who do you WANT to die?":cool: :D
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i think it pretty much started that way with Yanni in the very first post :)
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here's how a few of them should go:
1) michael boulton - chokes to death on a hairball 2) Zamphir - picks up and attempts to play 3 sticks of dynamite by mistake. 3) Kenny G - accidently hits the 'brown note' and is beaten to death my embarrased foul smelling fans at a concert 4) Celine Dion bends over to pick up her mike and breaks in half 5) Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, and Mariah Carey get into a massive catfight and topple over a cliff onto jagged rocks. 6) Phil Collins commits su-su-suicide-io when he finally realizes he is bald and unnatractive to women. |
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Every famous person outside of Trent Reznor, Kirk Hamet and James Hetfield.
They will start a new uber techno-metal band called "Metallic Nails". Lars's skull will be sampled for percussion. trent is Such a genius, they can use 2 guitarists, but he will take care of the bass and drums :D
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2. Or Mistakesa "metal Storm" gun for flute and blows off face. 3. Or Trips while playing his alto sax, impaling his head. Continues to live 2 more weeks until blood loss makes him realize his hair sucks and he offs himself with some rat poison. 4. Or... or nothing, that was fucking hilarious :) 5. Or, they all get into a "Highest note" contest. the combined soundwaves of their shrieking causes the ground beneath them to shatter like glass. A massive earthquake results, and the three become the first humans to see the erth's mantle. There is a soft, comforting "poo" as they are enveloped in magma. 6. phil is tragically killed along with elton john during their collabrative scoring of Disney's "Calligula".
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I think Magnum P.I. is next. Or maybe Travolta.
...and I think the line about Disney making Caligula is inspired comic genius
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Courtney Love. That chick is pure skank.
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