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Old 12-09-2004, 07:36 PM
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britney spears,jessica simpson,ashlee simpson,hillary duff,lindsey lohan,modanna,nick lache back street boys,nsync,paris hilton,nicole richie and r kelly.
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Old 12-09-2004, 08:33 PM
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I was thinking Dick Clark also. This dude was a teenager for like 40 years......and now its like BLAM.......he's about 80.
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:02 AM
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LOL...I love the way that this thread went from "Who do you think is gonna die?" to "Who do you WANT to die?":cool: :D
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i think it pretty much started that way with Yanni in the very first post :)
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:12 AM
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here's how a few of them should go:

1) michael boulton - chokes to death on a hairball
2) Zamphir - picks up and attempts to play 3 sticks of dynamite by mistake.
3) Kenny G - accidently hits the 'brown note' and is beaten to death my embarrased foul smelling fans at a concert
4) Celine Dion bends over to pick up her mike and breaks in half
5) Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, and Mariah Carey get into a massive catfight and topple over a cliff onto jagged rocks.
6) Phil Collins commits su-su-suicide-io when he finally realizes he is bald and unnatractive to women.
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:27 AM
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Every famous person outside of Trent Reznor, Kirk Hamet and James Hetfield.


They will start a new uber techno-metal band called "Metallic Nails".

Lars's skull will be sampled for percussion. trent is Such a genius, they can use 2 guitarists, but he will take care of the bass and drums :D
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:32 AM
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here's how a few of them should go:

1) michael boulton - chokes to death on a hairball
2) Zamphir - picks up and attempts to play 3 sticks of dynamite by mistake.
3) Kenny G - accidently hits the 'brown note' and is beaten to death my embarrased foul smelling fans at a concert
4) Celine Dion bends over to pick up her mike and breaks in half
5) Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, and Mariah Carey get into a massive catfight and topple over a cliff onto jagged rocks.
6) Phil Collins commits su-su-suicide-io when he finally realizes he is bald and unnatractive to women.
1. Or is beaten to death with a fax machine by David "Michael Bolton" Herman from Office Space.

2. Or Mistakesa "metal Storm" gun for flute and blows off face.

3. Or Trips while playing his alto sax, impaling his head. Continues to live 2 more weeks until blood loss makes him realize his hair sucks and he offs himself with some rat poison.

4. Or... or nothing, that was fucking hilarious :)

5. Or, they all get into a "Highest note" contest. the combined soundwaves of their shrieking causes the ground beneath them to shatter like glass. A massive earthquake results, and the three become the first humans to see the erth's mantle. There is a soft, comforting "poo" as they are enveloped in magma.

6. phil is tragically killed along with elton john during their collabrative scoring of Disney's "Calligula".
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i think cher is a stepford wife .. all plastic and gears ..

it'll be the rats, the roaches, and cher .. after world war 3
please. Keith Richards would outlast Cher by far
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Old 12-11-2004, 12:35 AM
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I think Magnum P.I. is next. Or maybe Travolta.

...and I think the line about Disney making Caligula is inspired comic genius
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Old 12-11-2004, 12:12 PM
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Courtney Love. That chick is pure skank.
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