How would you do it???

[pythagoraz]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I'd first stab directly down into the space between my intended victims neck and shoulder, and as they turn around, stab their face, legs and feet - taking chunks out as I go, as I'm stabbing them with a apple corer...then pretend to walk away.
As they're crying, cradling their many bleeding wounds,most likely getting a little faint from blood loss, I'd come back and land a single blow with a rubber mallet to the temple...multiple blows if neccesary.
Then I'd sit on the body eating some fries, before leaving, I'd stuff some of those fries into their mouth, pull their clothes open, and piss allover them...well??, if it was soemone I REALLY wanted to kill, fuck yeah I'd disrespect the corpse.

how cute... :p

[deftones6]

jesus, you guys this is kinda wicked creepy.

Well you asked for it, so here it goes.

I would surgical remove things such as a large bone from a leg, toes from the other.

Muscles from one arm and bones from another fingers of course.

I would remove the spleen, stomach, and the pancreas.

Then I would remove the tongue, lips, eyelids, ear lobs and eardrum.

None of these things are intended to kill the person. I just want them to suffer for the rest of it.

[Tat2]

This would take some preplanning and preperation to get the things you would need.

Take the person that pissed you off enough to want to kill him, not just any indiscriminate choice. That way you are sure to enjoy it.

Wait for the person to walk to his car (would work best at night) come up behind him and thump his head until he in unconsious. Throw him in the back of your vehicle, bind him with duct tape, gag him with a rag and tape and blindfold him.

Take him to a vacant home, preferably out in the country were power was still available and string him up with barbed wire twisted around his wrists (to the ceiling) and ankles (to opposite walls).

Wait until he regains consiousness, then carefully cut off his eye lids with a straight razor (so he must watch what you are doing to him without choice).

Using the same torture technique as the Chinese did eras ago called "death of 1000 slashes" begin skinning him as one would do a rabbit, but much slower. Take your time! Don't waste your time if he looses consiousness. You don't want him to miss anything...right?

Plan on several days of this, so be sure to bring some pop and PB&J sandwiches so you don't get hungery.

Place fishing hooks in his lips. Pull and string them in such a way as he is forced to have his mouth open. Place a long needle in his mouth so that it is running from the roof of his mouth to his tongue, just to be sure that he won't try to close it.

Using a small hammer and chisel, knock out his teeth one by one.

Using crosscut pruners, snip off his toes, one by one every now and then, then gradually work on the fingers...joint by joint. Take 16 penny nails and shove them into the places where the toes and fingers once were. I heavy bleeding starts, carterize the area with a blow torch.

Using Hydrochloric or sulphuric acid, place drops on his groin, on bared muscle, inside of lips, etc...not a bunch, you want him to be in sweet agony for a while. Don't get over zealous!

finally after you reached the point of boredom, and you are out of PB&J sandwiches, take a blow torch and begin searing his now fully exposed muscular system/flesh with it, it should make a nice and comforting sizzling sound...kinda reminding you of bacon in the frying pan...Mmmmmm Good!

Be sure to take the blow torch to his eyes before he dies!

Lop off his head with a machette, put it on a 4 foot pole and place it in the front yard of your next victim!





:D :D :D

[urgeok]

anyone see the movie Kid .. with C Thomas Howell ?
Revenge flick with an impressive kill ..


he takes a tennis ball, coats it in a toxic bug spray ...

then shoves it into the mouth of his victim (while tied up) and tapes it in place.

Always impressed me as a particularily nasty way to go.


I cant stand the sight of real blood so i couldnt deal with all the horseshit up above .. i'd hurl.

If it was someone who hurt my kid .. probably good old fashioned up close and personal strangulation with my bare hands.

Or toss the fucker off of a high roof where he wouldnt hit anyone else.

[furballothrills]

wow... that's very.... descriptive. I don't think I'd do that. I'd probably cry, unless they broke me first. I consider breaking as destroying everything remotely pleasant in my life. I would still rather cut them a few times.. or whip.

Edit:: I meant Tat2's, Urgeok, you post too quickly lol

[Tat2]

O.K. I admit it...I am sick and twisted!




But I'm O.k. with that!;)

[Gren the cake]

its easy to come up with any nasty way of death, prob with most movies is its all gore and no story and gets corny.....

[Aasiyan]

That's true. It needs some sort of substance.

[Tat2]

Originally posted by furballothrills
wow... that's very.... descriptive. I don't think I'd do that. I'd probably cry, unless they broke me first. I consider breaking as destroying everything remotely pleasant in my life. I would still rather cut them a few times.. or whip.

Edit:: I meant Tat2's, Urgeok, you post too quickly lol

If your gonna do it, you might as well do it to someone that pissed in your wheaties...and you gotta make it personal...with feeling...to many things in life are just to inpersonable and cold.:D