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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss
"There is no worse death than the loss of hope" - King Arthur I try my damndest to live by those
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03-30-2005, 07:47 PM
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one of my favorite quotes, that I agree with:
"I swear the world would be a better place if I could just get rid of 6 idiots a day...just 6 a day! That's all I ask!" -Ted Danson as John Becker (on the tv show "Becker") actually, I agree with pretty much everything Becker says. He's a smart man.
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03-30-2005, 09:51 PM
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Fucking a ugly chick is like riding a moped. It's all fun till your friends see ya.:p ...I just thought it was funny, i can't remember what movie though.:(
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03-31-2005, 11:40 AM
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Love this one, check my sig
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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03-31-2005, 07:34 PM
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"Do that again, and I'm gonna go rent the Aladdin DVD and hit you with it."
My roommate says that a lot.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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03-31-2005, 10:16 PM
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''A man never knows true happiness until he's married......then it's to late.''
I don't believe it but it's kinda funny.
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03-31-2005, 11:53 PM
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like rosie o'donnel and whoopie
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