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I'm kidding. I think I've done that before. I was probably high, but it's definitely happened.
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i was walking into my school and i tripped over myself but not falling then i tripped like five seconds after the first it was kinda embarrsing but funny none the less.
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last month when walking into school with yellow jacket. Well i don't know if it was my shoes or the floor but the next thing i knew i saw the ceiling rapidly going away from me. I had slipped on the hard floor and damn near broke my tail bone... hurt like a bitch i couldn't even breath for about 20 seconds......fuck that hurt and it happened so fast.. what a way to start the day
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I got one...and yeah, it made just about everyone laugh but me, so I hope you all get the same enjoyment.
At college, I was on a break...now, I study in full uniform as per the college legislation here in Australia.., so, I had my apron off, and my "skull cap" (like a chefs hat, without the top) in my hand, and I needed to take a piss...so....I went into the bathroom, and put my apron and cap above the toilet, yknow, like where the button is? I wouldn't do this in any old bathroom, ours are kept remarkably clean...although it seems like they also keep the ceramic almost polished, for, about 5 seconds into my piss, the cap fell down, and into the toilet, and yes, I pissed on it. So...I grabbed it with a toilet brush as soon as I could cut the flow, chucked it in the bathroom sink, ran soap and hot water into it for about 5 minutes. I didn't put it on again, I got one of those disposeable paper hats (which are actually a lot cooler and more comfortable), for the rest of the day....the piss hat is currently being washed, and will be again...and even then, I don't know if I'm ever gonna want to wear it again. - B
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 "There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis "Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG "Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me "Onward, through the fog..." -Me
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I decided to eat pizza and talk to my fiance about our upcoming wedding while playing with a butterfly knife. Slippery hands, knife slipped, went to catch it and got it... by the blade. Some stitches and a tetnis shot later I'm rolling my eyes and laughing at myself.
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Tequila night.
Lots of lights of various types smashed via punch, stomp, roundehouse, axe and fly kick, with spal and friend. Re-broke one or two knuckles and cut my hand up, but only superficially. bbq in a pool.
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Anything i do is Stupid yet funny.
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