Have you Ever...

[Miss Olivia]

Yeah, one of my exes went up to Oregon and was camping, with a lot of beer. It got dark, him and his friends got drunk, and they hit the beach at about midnight to go swimming. The next day, they happened to notice signs all over the beach saying "NO SWIMMING GREAT WHITE AREA". Either they were lucky, or Great Whites don't like the smell of drunk dumbass.

[The Flayed One]

Bout the closes I've ever came was I was nipped by a small turtle. My cousing was bit by a snake. It wasn't a moccasin, but I destinctly remember them bringing out the snake-bite kit. Cleared the water pretty fast. I was like 8, crying because I thought he was going to die. It was a pretty horrible experience.

[Kemal]

Pinched by a crab>

No, but I was bitten by a dog named 'Crab' once.

[filmmaker2]

I was bit by a little mouse once.

[newb]

When I was a bit younger I remember
being on my battleship and a Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side. Happended just after midnight. We was coming back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in that old calendar over there like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be living... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... oh then you hear that terrible high-pitched screaming. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' all those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On thursday morning, the third day Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water in his lifejacket, he was like a kinda top. Upended him into a nearby raft... well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waiting for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men came out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.


ok....I made that up...it just came to me.....not a quote or anything.....the truth is....my little buddy Jiminy and myself where in the ocean....just minding our own business....when this HUGH FUCKING WHALE swallowed us whole.True story........here is a pic if ya don't believe me....

[Posher778]

That's quoted from Jaws!

Ahh Robert Shaw.