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Was it you that said you lived near or about Emerald Isle?
If so- I have a question about beachfront housing prices. I live about 40 min. from E.I. |
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Coming this Fall to NBC: Vodstok: Self-indulgent Realtor starring David Schwimmer as Vodstok and Haley Joel Osment as little Voddie
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) |
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Vod is a lot like Ramen Noodles - nothing you'd really WANT to eat - but if you are hungry enough they do the job.
ramen noodles are the foulest things I have ever put in my mouth.... but i have made soup with them out of necesity... they are so bad...! |
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sorri zero, I stuffed up that quote from you, i'm pissed...
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Really? The foulest thing I ever put in my mouth was water from a bottle that had been used as an ashtray for a week. THAT was fucking foul. Ugh.
Ramen noodles are heaven in comparison.
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hell oh, miss olivia, we finally meet... ha hu hu
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Hello.:)
I didn't drink it on purpose by the way, I just didn't pay attention to which water bottle I picked up. I'm not retarded, just careless.
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It had skin on the top and tasted of moldy raspberry vinegar. It took over an hour to get rid of the taste, and needless to say i dumped out the rest of the six pack and never had a twisted tea again. it was the only thing i have ever experienced that tasted so bad it hurt.
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That's enough to put you off tea forever. At least the ashtray water was steeped with enough nicotine to take the paint off a Buick, and scalded my tastebuds into insensibility after about thirty seconds of puking.
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