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11-21-2006, 07:16 AM
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I'm can't stand racism myself...
As far as comedians go though, I think it is fucked up how if a white comedian says something about blacks he gets slayed for it...But I can't tell you the numerous times I see black comedians saying shit about whites and nothing ever gets said, and I don't mean like haha "white people talk funny" that kind of shit...I mean like calling white people honkey, cracker and all sorts of shit like that...Chris Rock is really guilty of that...
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At my old work one of the dishwashers was a big black guy named junior. I'd always be like "junia, ya big nigga... we need (insert whatever)" "oh yessa massa! right away naw!" One of the few people I really miss from that place. :(
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11-21-2006, 07:38 AM
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chris Rock is harder on blacks than he is whites .. he's across the board .. and no matter how outrageous he is there is always a huge nugget of truth in what he says ... kind of like a black male version of Murderdoll :D but the comparrison isnt just .. most white people dont share the same history of blacks in america. what richards said was right in one respect ... its not too god damn long ago in the illustrous history of the USofA that people were hung for being black. blacks were slaves.. they were property. there was no value attached to their lives any more than livestock. its going to take more than a short lifespan worth of time to wipe those memories out. whites dont care about being called honkeys or crackers .. people pay jeff foxworthy $80 a pop to be called that .. we simply arent hurt buy it. there's plenty of hurt that still exists in the black memory. Does that excuse not moving forward .. no - i dont think so ...neither does my buddy when we talk about these things .. but you cant equate a black comedian poking fun at whites with a white commedian poking fun at blacks. the history behind it isnt the same.
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Gary: Oh, i love it when you bend over in shorts. Me: Shut up, faggot. Gary: *laughing hysterically* Mostly because he knew i would never call himthat if i was mad at him. Really made theothe rpeopel around the place uncomfortable.:D
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11-21-2006, 07:41 AM
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thats 2 friends on an even playing field ... very different. i'm at a level with my buddy that we can joke about racial stereotypes as well... we couldnt do that when we first met ... you have to develop a relationship based on respect and the understanding that we're both completely cool with who we and each other are first...
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urgeok: true.
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I had a friend named Joaquin. He was a Mexican Jew, and he was hilarious about it. Picking up pennies off of the sidewalk, saying he needed it to buy means.
We were at the same party one night, and I called him the Spikike (a word he actually taught me) Some guy came out screaming at me, telling me that I was guilty of a hate crime. After he left, we looked at each other and busted out laughing.
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in all seriousness though ,,he was probably laughing on the outside. at night he went home and cried rivers, masturbating furiously to the thought of that sweet round ass of yours. christ i feel like i need to wash my hands now. some jokes just arent fucking worth it
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In a way, I have raped you.... I dont have to do another ass joke for the rest of my life, and you will just keep reliving the old ones. Wow, I feel powerful now. That is the creepiest thing i have ever said....
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You two fucking scare me sometimes.. I mean this is a horror forum but god damn lmao...
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