Vincent Price

[cheebacheeba]

This SHIT passes as a worthwhile contribution to ANYTHING in your eyes?
If it's truly the best you can come up with for a thread, and/or an attempt at humour, why don't you run along - you can take your arrogance and ignorant assumptions with you.

This ISN'T something we need, mods...

[yourlastmistake]

Originally posted by andyk
Bad news, people

Just got this postcard from Vincent Price. He likes AndyK's poetry but thinks this forum sux like a hurricane. After I read the postcard, we had a chat on AIM (Afterlife Instant Messaging) and this is what he said:

"Those pustulent philistines on the Horror.com forum, who couldn't tell a Cezanne from a Chagall, invoke my name more often than I care to count. Why, those rutting juveniles with their tattoed posteriors and their metal-ringed nostrils know nothing about the true art of horror because their anemic bloodlines start and end in a trailerpark. Please save me from an eternity of being forced to read mindless gibberish from their vile, decaying minds."

Have to agree with Vince. I was going to suggest you drop the "rror" in Horror.com, just to make the name more appropos during your mating season, but that would be just a new collar on an old dog.

Hope I didn't offend anyone. Have a nice day.

Sincerely, Tony Clifton (for Andy K)

I think its pretty damn funny myself.:D

[MichaelMyers]

Always liked him in "House on Haunted Hill".

[yourlastmistake]

Nice touch with the picture of the postcard.

[nine9]

Originally posted by yourlastmistake
Nice touch with the picture of the postcard.

That happens to be real. He met VP with my mom when he was here doing Edgar Allen Poe readings. My mom just loved him! Said he was very nice.

I know I said that already.......not sure anyone absorbed it though...lol :rolleyes: :D

[mayoisthedevil]

you have a weird sense of humor...

[nine9]

Originally posted by mayoisthedevil
you have a weird sense of humor...

Who me?

[mayoisthedevil]

Originally posted by nine9
Who me?

oh no! i meant andy! he's the weirdlo. but yeah, i didn't mean you! from the posts i've seen, you are a sweetie:)

[nine9]

Originally posted by mayoisthedevil
oh no! i meant andy! he's the weirdlo. but yeah, i didn't mean you! from the posts i've seen, you are a sweetie:)

Well thank you! So are you Mayo! :D Yes andy is a weirdo, I should know, I grew up with him lol! Lucky THAT doesn't run in the family! :eek: