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Old 05-26-2008, 08:31 PM
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Very good Zero! Lots of effort, I'd watch it!
Couldn't agree more.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:34 PM
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Damn Zero.... I didn't think we had to be that thurough.... well shit.... Nice job monkey.
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:55 PM
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Well, you see- it's kind of like life. You don't HAVE to put any effort into it, but those that do, generally get more out of it.
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Old 05-26-2008, 11:38 PM
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Zero that was the most impressive thing I have read in a long time man.

Very good job. You should seriously try and sell that pitch to someone.
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Old 05-27-2008, 09:00 AM
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also i want a sequel that explains why the parents went nutso... prequel even.
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Old 05-27-2008, 09:04 AM
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The fourth entry came from Finalist Disease :-


"Farmhouse of Hell

CAST

Mickey Rourke (1987) - Sherrif

Gary Oldman (1988) - Grot

Rose Mcgowan (1995) - Suzie

Donald Pleasance (1973) - Borris


Writer - Clive Barker

Diretor - John Carpenter


A crazed Satanist (Donald Plesance) follows "Suzie", a teenage chearleader (Rose Mcgowan) from town and runs her off the road. He abducts her and takes her back to his farmhouse where he locks her in the barn, leaving his demented son "Grot" (Gary Oldman) to watch over her.

Everything is in place for the sacrifice which will induce hell on earth when the local sherrif (Mickey Rourke) finds Suzies car by the side of the road and decides to drop by the farmhouse with some questions.

But, he is too late as all hell breaks loose.
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This is what the esteemed Judge had to say in the verdict...

"I give it a 7. Feels pretty organic. No reward, no punishment."


Congrats Disease! You win 7 points (1 HP), but get no rewards since the esteemed Judge didnt deem you good enough to get any.


1 more verdict remains to be turned in...before we move into The Hunting Season for Outing #2 of Round of 5.
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Old 05-27-2008, 09:08 AM
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Well At least I wasn't the only one...
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Old 05-27-2008, 09:37 AM
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O.K, I'm dead, I didn't really consider it the greatest horror film ever, but it could have been.
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Old 05-27-2008, 10:14 AM
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The fifth and FINAL entry came from FINALIST Despare :-


"Mine aims to be the best creature flick ever with dozens of mutants and monsters chasing down our "hero". Action, gore, and a little bit of humor would fill this surreal and kinetic horror flick.

Temporary Employment

In a slumping economy Jonathan Fowler is searching desperately for a job. After finally landing the lowly position as a maintenance man at Clymer Industries things seem to be looking up for John. That is, until John finds out why he’s being paid so much just to take out the garbage and change a few light bulbs. Clymer Industries turns out to be a veritable warehouse of horror as John discovers that organ harvesting and genetic experiments are just a couple of the atrocities he’s been cleaning up after. What makes things worse, is that John really needs the cash, jobs aren’t easy to find today and his beautiful wife won't put up with an unemployed 'loser". So John goes about his business cleaning up but soon makes the grave mistake of letting what he knows slip in the company of the wrong men. Now John must run from his job, from his bosses and their gruesome “experiments”, and for… his life.


Directed by: David Cronenberg
Written by : Dennis Paoli
Starring: Marguerite Gance as "Juliette Fowler", Peter Lorre as "The Scientist", David Belle as "Johnathon Fowler", and Robert Mitchum as... you'll have to see the movie.
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This is what the honorable presiding Judge had to say in their verdict...

"For Despare's pitch, I give an 6/10. It sounds like a semi-mindless, gory romp similar to Army of Darkness. I would question his choice of director, Cronenberg, for the job, but like to see a Peter Lorre casting.

No reward, and a small punishment in effect for an extreme lack of depth.
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Congrats on winning 6 points (1 HP), Despare!

However, the esteemed Judge has decided to give you a small punishment for your lack of depth and foresight in the story, so you will be SHOT once by The Judge's gun...and the shot he chose is Standard!

Which means you have been shot once with 1 bullet, which negates your bonus winning HP. Hence, you end up with neither winning nor losing anything in this stage #2 of Round of 5.


And now, we go into The Hunting Zone, where someone awaits you this time around!
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Old 05-27-2008, 10:27 AM
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ROUND of 5 - STAGE #2 of HDC BATTLE ROYALE HUNTING SEASON


All the five Finalists have been let loose inside The Zone.





However, unlike the last time around, The Predator has been let loose inside The Zone, which is divided into 5 parts - A, B, C, D & E.

All of you five Finalists may choose a part of The Zone for yourself, and inform me duly on PM about your choice. FAILURE TO CHOOSE A PART OF THE ZONE WILL AMOUNT TO THAT PARTICULAR FINALIST BEING SHOT 20 TIMES BY THE SNIPERS IN THE WATCHTOWERS!!

And now, we take a look at who will be armed and who will be un-armed through this outing in The Zone...ergo, the Status Report :-

Posher778 - FIT with 27 HPs, (Six-shooter with 6 bullets)

Despare - FIT with 27 HPs,

Zero - FIT with 23 HPs, (Grenade Launcher with 2 Grenades)

Disease - FIT with 14 HPs,

Psycom5K - FIT with 14 HPs.



Finalists Posher778 and Zero, you have till Midnight EST tonight to choose your targets. FAILURE TO FIRE BY THE DEADLINE WILL MEAN FOR EITHER/BOTH OF YOU TO BE SHOT 20 TIMES BY THE SNIPERS IN THE WATCHTOWERS!!

All the best...shooting and surviving!
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