Who knew animals did this?

[Steve_Hutchison]

dude, last week im in bed, my mom screams for me to come down. So i rush down stairs. I see my cat fall on its side and start twitching, all not good like. As i stay there for about 20 seconds she stops moving her eyes go wide, and her touge flops out. So im like damn my cats dead, then after half a minute being dead , like d-e-d dead, bamn pops back to life and is fine--------moral of the story animals r wierd

and some taste weird, too.

[The STE]

Originally posted by urgeok
yup !
I'm waiting to see the first post where someone starts talking about licking their pets themselves.

'lick' nothning, I give our dog full deep-throat blow jobs

[Chainsaw Guy]

Originally posted by Marlboro
About 4 days ago, I found my Chihuahua, Psycho, drowned in my pool. She was 18. Now I find a racoon in the screened area of the pool. I read somewhere that racoons are very aggressive towards domestic animals. I'm starting to believe that the racoon had something to do with my dogs drowning.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Steve_Hutchison]

The STE, Do you pay them in return?

[The STE]

nope. Shooting his hot dog-cum in my mouth is payment enough

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
nope. Shooting his hot dog-cum in my mouth is payment enough

you really have to take those little pleasures in life where you can ..

[The STE]

Originally posted by urgeok
you really have to take those little pleasures in life where you can ..

little? You haven't seen our dog. It's like getting mouth-fisted by a two-year-old

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Marlboro
About 4 days ago, I found my Chihuahua, Psycho, drowned in my pool. She was 18. Now I find a racoon in the screened area of the pool. I read somewhere that racoons are very aggressive towards domestic animals. I'm starting to believe that the racoon had something to do with my dogs drowning.

I was always under the impression that racoons avoided houses with dogs like the plague ... once they caught the scent they would stay away..

that really sucks about the dog drowning.